The mayor of DC doesn’t want the city to shut down next week for reasons bigger than we ever could have imagined: fear of a panda takeover. Thanks to Mike Madden for this invaluable information that will effect our nation.
So next week, the Federal government might shut down, and along with it, the famed panda cam.
Some assume it's just that the pandas want some privacy, a vacation if you will, from the spotlight...
But sources indicate the motives of the pandas aren't so innocent. Perhaps, even sinister...
Sources: my imagination
...there is talk of a panda takeover of some sort.
