Because everything seems totally normal when you’re a child.
When Michelle made hundreds of dollars from her lemonade stand and bought a donkey.
Season 8, episode 6: “You Pet It, You Bought It”
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When Mickey Rooney owned a joke store and held Michelle and Jesse captive because he didn’t want to spend Christmas alone.
Season 8, episode 11: “Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
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When D.J. was in eighth grade and unknowingly got married to a Greek boy because she walked around the kitchen table with him.
Season 4, episode 1: “Greek Week”
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When Joey was arrested for buying D.J. a stolen car, but everyone convinced the cop that he's a fool and didn't know better, so she let him go.
Season 6, episode 20: “Grand Gift Auto”
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