Do yourself a favor and stay out of this kid’s way.
Remember this Pee Wee football player who was pushing a football across the living room floor with his head when he was 4 months old? The one that did his first pull-up when he was 18 months, ran a 40 in 6.5 flat, bench pressed twice his own weight and won the 8-year-old division of Pass, Punt, and Run when he was 5 years old?
Remember how everyone thought he was the most badass, physical specimen to ever grace a Pee Wee football field? Well, we were wrong.