Actual, literal crap.

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That's the way the headline is supposed to read for this new Mickey D's limited time Mighty Wings promo. (It runs from now through mid-November. Three pieces for three bucks? Fuck off.)

But, never underestimate the ingenuity, grammar skills, and headline stacking ability of the Local Business Person.

This promo is partially a response to KFC's creepy "I Ate The Bones" ad campaign.

Back to this appetizing installation: What are those crusty turds made of?

KFC was just asking for this.

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