Government employees are ready to get their freak on. (NSFW-ish.)
Male, 30, from Virginia: He just wants to kiss.
Male, bi-curious, 46: She's looking for a couple to get down with.
Male, 30, muscle, government lawyer: He wants to grab a drink and complain about Ted Cruz. Also, sex.
Male, white, 33, muscle: He wants to relieve the shutdown stress.
