8 Things Peter Pan Should Have Been Arrested For

I’m not a lawyer but If I were a judge I’d lock Peter Pan up for LIFE.

Breaking and Entering

Breaking and Entering

The crime: Peter Pan just broke into the Darling's home, right through the window, and started looking through all their stuff. Ever heard of a knock on the DOOR? Ever heard of PRIVACY? Ever heard of taking your shoes off before stepping on a carpet?? This is a clear-cut illegal trespass if I ever saw one.
Sentence: Maybe a fine or a summons to court. Getting arrested before you find your shadow.

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Drug Possession

Drug Possession

The crime: Familiar with FAIRY DUST? Yeah, that's right...COCAINE. Not only does Peter Pan have a personal maker of fairy dust, but he's obviously in possession and all he needs to do to get some is smack Tink's butt.
Sentence: Depends on the area laws, but it could be anywhere from a small fine to a few years in prison. And you have to live with yourself every day knowing you get drugs out of a fairy's butt.

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Drug Distribution

Drug Distribution

The crime: LOOK AT HIM JUST THROWING ALL THAT FAIRY DUST...at KIDS no less!!!
Sentence: Maybe three years in prison...or more, depending on the deal (this was obviously a big deal, look at it just floating around like snow).

Getting Kids High Off Drugs

Getting Kids High Off Drugs

The crime: I assume this is a crime somewhere. They are so high they think they are flying.
Sentence:: The punishment here is on the kids and it's that their future has now gone down the toilet. Say no to drugs.

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