A front porch can also be a bus. Charlie Brown is a burner. Bronies and steampunks galore. Absolutely everything shoots fire.
When you arrive at Burning Man, a greeter will hug you and say "welcome home!" If you're a first-timer, they will make you hit a gong and yell "I AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN!" and roll in the dust.
You can worship a giant Facebook Like out there.
Kevin Tang
And bowl while waiting for the toilet.
Hayley Powers Thornton-Kennedy
Hayley Powers Thornton-Kennedy