Senior quotes? More like brilliant personal ads. If you know any of these 80-year-old Ohioans, please give them a high-five and maybe some prune juice.
This is my grandma. This is her yearbook. Her senior "quote" was pretty normal.
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But the rest of her graduating class? Well, first there's Larry Carey, a one-woman man.
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Then there's Ratfoot, who's into that kind of thing.
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There's Spook, who asks the hard-hitting questions.
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