Seriously, there’s plenty to go around.
These ads for Stetson cologne.
Stetson
His weird affinity for velvet jackets.
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Just look at him dance!
Because he STILL can't get over slipping to the 6th round.
Dude, you've won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I'm pretty sure it worked out for you.