Need all of these things right now, please.
A fancy kit so you can make your own whiskey.
For $149.99 you get two 750 ml bottles of 110 proof White Dog un-aged whiskey, an aging barrel, pouring funnel, two tasting glasses, and step-by-step instructions. The small barrel size allows for whiskey to be aged within three months, and the barrel can be reused for even more home-brewed hooch.
For a less expensive option, head over to Uncommon Goods for their whiskey and rum making kit.
Roly Poly Whiskey Glasses
These hand blown whiskey glasses roll on their own without spilling a drop. You can score six for $26.
A whiskey barrel coffee table that opens up for storage space.
Just lift the top of this white oak whiskey barrel table to reveal space to store oh, I don't know, whiskey? It'll cost you $1295, but at least you'll be able to say you had your morning coffee with a side of whiskey.
There's also a more money friendly version for $895.
Via etsy.com
Bourbon marshmallows.
Ummm... yes to all of this, and a steal at just $7.50.
Via wondermade.com