All of this is real. Trust me, I know.
When he held this invisible plate of tacos and looked very pleased with himself for carrying it all the way to his seat without spilling.
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And then when he spilled his invisible plate of tacos all over his lap and giggled at how squishy it felt.
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When he was trying to pay attention to fashion but got too distracted by Kelly Osbourne's purple hair.
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When he tried to be friends with Kelly by showing her a very tiny hole he could make with his fingers.
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