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A potato.
![A potato.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/30/10/enhanced-buzz-21298-1380552079-1.jpg)
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A bottle of ketchup.
![A bottle of ketchup.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/30/10/enhanced-buzz-20749-1380552195-4.jpg)
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A sack of sugar.
![A sack of sugar.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/30/10/enhanced-buzz-20475-1380552284-4.jpg)
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A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.
![A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr05/30/10/enhanced-buzz-15964-1380552365-34.jpg)
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