There is an old person trapped in your body, and it isn’t going anywhere.
You can feel loud music in your bones and soul, and it hurts you deeply.
There is a certain time you need to be home, so that you can watch your stories on TV and get a good night's sleep.
Weekends are for errands and chores, not drinking and partying!
You've begun to unnecessarily tell people only slightly younger than you about "back in my day."
