No, but seriously.
Yeah, yeah yeah. Everyone loves iPhones. iPhones are amazing, blah blah blah.
You know what iPhones aren't as good as? BlackBerrys.
Don't believe it?
Fine. Let's prove it. First off, BlackBerrys came before iPhones. And it's important to honour inventing things first.
This is the world's first BlackBerry. It's a two-way pager and it was made in 1999. That's eight whole years before the first iPhone surfaced in 2007.