Do you want to talk about 2016 election prospects? No??
You have Constitution/Founding Father-related jokes you try to explain to your non-poli-sci friends.
You love a good national security policy presidential debate zinger.
When you told your extended family you "weren't sure" what to do with your degree, and you always knew what they'd say.
It's complicated for you to describe how you feel about The West Wing.
