Love is patient, love is kind, love is a bunch of brilliant gadgets that you need to have right now.
This mattress that solves the essential dilemma of cuddling.
The foam slats mean that the big spoon doesn't need to sacrifice his or her arm comfort in order to really snuggle in there. Its creator is still on the hunt for investors, so if you are an investor, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ON THAT.
A tandem umbrella.
So you don't poke your boo in the eye while trying to keep them dry.
A silent dual alarm clock.
You each wear a ring that vibrates when you respectively need to wake up, so your sweetie pie's 5 a.m. barista shift doesn't have to cramp your style.
