Gentlemen, we need to chat. Because — real talk — you seem to have only the vaguest concept of how clothing functions. Many thanks to Celeste Pille for bringing these designs to life!
Black Canary
Fishnets on a melee fighter? Come on, guys. A woman who prefers hand-to-hand combat over utilizing her superpower needs something more substantial. Unless, is that Kevlar fishnet? No? OK then, here are some pants.
Left: amazon.com Right: Illustration by Celeste Pille for BuzzFeed
Hawk Girl
Have you ever been in the upper atmosphere? Despite being closer to the sun, it's fucking cold and not a place to work on tanning your abs. Also, let's introduce the concept of the sports bra, because proper support is the difference between clocking the bad guys and clocking yourself in the face with your own boob.
Left: amazon.com Right: Illustration by Celeste Pille for BuzzFeed
Huntress
Let's play a game. Imagine a superhero grows up in the mafia and vows revenge when, as a child, he watches his family slaughtered. This kid grows up to be a master assassin who is considered violent and unpredictable even by Batman. Imagine what you'd dress him like. Now apply that to the female form. Bet it looks more like the right image, doesn't it?
Left: stage.comicvine.com Right: Illustration by Celeste Pille for BuzzFeed
Power Girl
So much has been said about the impracticality of Power Girl's boob window that let's gloss over it and talk about things like not giving her a wedgie with some cute booty shorts. And while we're at it, NO CAPES. Unless it's part of the hero's fighting style — like Batman — it's just a liability.
Left: amazon.com Right: Illustration by Celeste Pille for BuzzFeed
