Let’s all just agree that these are not OK.
"I drive better when I'm drunk/high."
1) You don't.
2) Saying that you do makes it seem like an OK thing to even attempt, which it is NOT.
"This [tasty food item] is like crack."
!["This [tasty food item] is like crack."](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/9/19/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-28616-1379621838-20.gif)
We get it, you think it's addictive. But crack addiction devastates lives and sometimes entire communities. It's just a weirdly culturally tone-deaf, totally unnecessary thing to say.
"Stop being a crackhead."
See previous. But even worse.
"I just raped you, dude!" (while playing video games or something)
1) No you didn't.
2) Rape is not a casual, funny punchline. Although the debate rages on.
