The first promo for Season 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills promises more drama, drinking, and dreck. Here’s why I’m looking forward to the November 4 premiere.
Queen Yolanda.
At last season's reunion, Yolanda established herself as giving the least fucks out of any Housewife next to Brandi. She's fiercely opinionated, but she isn't sloppy, which makes her perhaps the most important Housewife to watch. Also, she can survive on lemons and cayenne pepper alone. Scary!
Brandi is embracing her dark side.
From misunderstood villain to misunderstood ally to... misunderstood villain again? If the promo is to be believed, Brandi will be drunker and meaner this season. And while it's harder to sympathize with her that way, it definitely makes for better television. Slur away, Brandi!
Lisa is tired of Brandi's shit.
If Lisa is truly off of Team Brandi, we're in for an explosive season. While this showdown feels almost inevitable, it's actually kind of surprising — for awhile, it looked like these BFFs would never turn on each other. Thank the Bravo gods for public feuding.
More mixed metaphors about chess and puppets.
Lisa is manipulating everyone like puppets! Puppets who play chess! Honestly, none of this makes any sense, but Brandi does have the best line in the promo — and it's chess-related: "I know you're the chess player of all time, but I just fucking checkmated you, bitch."
