Besides Facebook telling you your literal birthday.
You never drunk text anymore, and can wake up after a night of drinking without frantically checking your phone.
TEN SHOTS LATER AND I DIDN'T EMBARRASS MYSELF OVER TEXT. I AM KING OF EVERYTHING.
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People have stopped talking like this in your feed.
Thank god.
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You've made another Tumblr just to follow all the weird stuff and porn you like so you can safely scroll through your regular dash at work.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Your friends have almost entirely stopped Instagramming drunk photos of themselves.
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