The Crimson Tide are the most annoyingly good team we’ve ever seen.
Nick Saban.
Saban is a short, smug, miserable asshole — college football's slightly more personable Bill Belichick. He complained that winning the National Championship cost him a week of recruiting. He quit on the Miami Dolphins. He's also won three National Championships in the past six years, making him the undisputed best coach in college football. Nevertheless...he doesn't rub our noses in his trophy case. He's a tough son of a bitch, like a football coach is supposed to be.
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