You think you know, but you have no idea.
Let's just start it off by easing you into this brain melting experience. I mean, we've all seen this stapler before. You can probably see one RIGHT NOW on your own desk!
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Wait...WHAT?!? You're telling me this shit comes in RED?! Very sexy. Very sultry.
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Well aren't you a happy lil' fella.
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Woah, Mama! Things are really starting to heat up, folks! This guy can staple ANYTHING with just one touch!
*"Anything" means anywhere from 2-10 pieces of paper. After that things get dicey.
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