The 9 Funniest Single Reviews Morrissey Did For Smash Hits In 1984

Never one to mince words, Moz hates on Cyndi Lauper and confesses to liking Duran Duran.

In 1984, former UK music magazine Smash Hits invited Morrissey to come in and review that week’s new singles. Of course the results were, well, classic Morrissey.

Via: morrisseyscans.com

Duran Duran, “Wild Boys”

Pleads for Duran Duran to stop making music videos:

Big burps of aggression fill out this truly good Duran single. Fine fiery vocals and mountainous drums. But please, boys, don’t make a video. Bestest Single Of The Fortnight.

Duran Duran, “Wild Boys”

Via: duranduran.wikia.com

Cyndi Lauper, “All Through The Night”

Calls Cyndi Lauper ordinary:

In homecountry, America, Cyndi Lauper is probably filed under “New Wave.” This record is grossly unmusical. Squeezing the rag dry, it is lifted yet again from her LP, “She’s So Incredibly Ordinary.”

Cyndi Lauper, “All Through The Night”

Via: the80sman.com

Chaka Kahn, “I Feel For You"

Says Prince is a living "travesty":

Indisputably cleaver record written by romping travesty Prince.

Chaka Kahn, “I Feel For You"

Via: blogs.centrictv.com


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