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Hoped you'd have: a cozy, light-filled home.
To share with someone you love! Or at least with a couple of your friends who aren't like OCD-clean but do their own dishes and always have half a bottle of bourbon on hand. Or alone.
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Actually have: an overpriced hovel.
Complete with an illegal space heater and three to six roommates whose sex noises you've learned to identify.
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Or:
I mean the cat looks rad.
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Hoped you'd have: a signature hairstyle.
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