According to this late ’80s commercial for Fred Meyers, the secret is an ugly Cosby sweater.
Don't you hate it when that girl you like doesn't even know your name? Luckily, Leo DiCaprio shows us how you can get her to notice you in 5 easy steps.
Step 1: Give a John Hughes movie style stare across the hallway.
Step 2: Convince your mom to buy you a new sweater for the school dance.
Step 3: While at the store look for the most "Cosbiest" sweater you can find.
