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"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
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"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
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"What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
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"What does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs."
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