Water is better than this.

Babycham.

Though the kitsch factor with Babycham is prevalent, the reality is that even though there is an adorable baby deer gracing the bottle, you are basically drinking alcoholic Lilt. And you are experiencing the best of neither world.

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Cherry Lambrini

A fizzy perry masquerading as a fizz wine. The kicker with Cherry Lambrini is that during a late-night visit to the corner shop, one could be forgiven for grabbing Original Lambrini in a haze of tipsy logic. But Cherry Lambrini? That means you made an considered choice.

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Frosty Jacks

Be it in a bottle or can, Frosty Jacks' main benefit is that will insulate against the coldest of winds, due to its 7.5% alcohol content, and will never break the bank. That's something, we suppose.

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