As a great president now known simply as “W” once said, “They hate our Freedom.” The statue reopened to the public today.
Hey, Brazilian boy with douchebag hair, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR LIBERTY.
Here, Honduras sticks tiny bunny ear fingers behind our magnificent Lady's head to sell the optical zoom of a Samsung camera. Cram it, Honduras.
India tries to steal our Woman with awful Photoshop skills in an ad selling Komatsu wheel loaders. An F-16 would obliterate that thing in a flash.
Here, an Italian travel agency thinks our Lady gives a shit about Italian tourists. Get a green card, signore.
