Not feeling the ‘Murican spirit? Here are some ways to spend the day without having to hear “You’re a Grand Old Flag” on repeat.
Forget pancakes. Start your day off with a hearty Irish breakfast...
Mmm...blood sausage.
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...to the soundtrack of a not-American classic:
When choosing an outfit, don't wear red, white or blue.
Okay, the unitard is optional, but make sure you wear something that is VISIBLY not trying to emulate the American flag in any way, shape or form. And yes, turquoise is okay.
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Or you can wear all three colors in an ironic way.
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