Step one: stick your tongue out. Step two: touch a sleeve.
First, establish that other people's ideas are just so, "WTF?"
Clearly no one knows what they're doing. You'll have to take over.
Then, learn what top stitching is.
You're a designer — you need to know these big fancy designer terms.
(For the record: top stitching.)
Then, assemble a wall of camo pieces that look more or less the same. Contemplate these pieces.
Decide one can never have too many camo things.