There’s no way these characters turned out OK. Here’s what they’re probably doing these days.
Doug Funnie, age 33
After Patti married Roger in 2011, Doug's self-esteem was so low that he started going exclusively by “Quailman" and moved into his Thicket of Solitude, which was actually just a neighbor’s overgrown garden. Seven trespassing arrests later, Quailman currently lives in his parents’ attic with some domestic quails, all of which are named "Patti Mayonnaise."
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Cat, age 41
R.I.P Dog.
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Arnold, age 26
Arnold spent the rest of his middle and high school years saving every penny for facial reconstruction surgery, which backfired and turned his football head into a boomerang head. Everyone laughed. Fed up with his peers, Arnold abandoned his pushover ways and became everything he once despised. He now works on Wall Street and frequently cheats on his doting wife with Helga Pataki.
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Rocko, age 42
Nothing has changed.
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