The ultimate inner struggle. Sometimes the best part of a film isn’t actually part of the film but you won’t know until it’s too late.

Stage One: Satisfaction

What an enjoyable film! Let us linger for the anticipated post-credit teaser.

Stage Two: Superiority

Look at these dumb peasants, leaving their seats before the credits end.

Stage Two: Superiority

Nothing before in the cut before to the long scroll? Now we have to wait longer!?

Stage Three: Irritation

OMG I have to pee so bad my bladder is going to explode. Maybe we should go.

Stage Four: Temptation