There’s some really strange stuff, both enforceable and unenforceable, that’s been codified into law. Have we considered that justice may be near-sighted?
California: Don't you dare give someone a massage therapist's license if they have not earned that massage therapist's license.
628. A person who provides a certificate, [...] or otherwise affirms that a person has received instruction in massage therapy knowing that the person has not received instruction in massage therapy [...] is guilty of a misdemeanor and is punishable by a fine of not more than two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500) per violation, or imprisonment in a county jail for not more than one year, or by both that fine and imprisonment.
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Nebraska: No one's gonna put a ring on your diseased ass.
42-102. Minimum age; affliction with venereal disease, disqualification.
[...] No person who is afflicted with a venereal disease shall marry in this state.
South Carolina: Decision-maker in a church? Then I hope it has never even crossed your mind to spend money set aside for the cemetery on anything other than that cemetery.
Any church which receives money specifically designated for the maintenance of a cemetery on its property shall account for the money separately, and it may be used only for the maintenance of the cemetery. Any person [...] who knowingly approves or permits the use of the fund for any other purpose is guilty of a misdemeanor [...]
Source: commons.wikimedia.org
New York: If you're the mayor of a New York village, do not even think about removing remains from an abandoned cemetery unless you're moving them to a different cemetery in the same county.
