Don’t worry, after reading this you’ll go right back to work, right?
"I worked out, so this doesn't count."
Source: Disney / via: blissfully--happy.tumblr.com
"I could be a morning person if I tried!"
Source: chuondis.blogspot.com
"This mirror is warped."
Source: FX / via: knowyourmeme.com
"I can't stand Ke$ha."
Source: nba.si.com