This movie is insane. And who taught the Oompa Loompa’s how to dance like that?!
What is this creepy guy with a knife cart doing outside the Wonka factory?!
And what's with the cryptic message?! Oh, right, all those kids probs died. :(
RIP, kids.
What exactly is a "Wonkarer," and why are these youths so excited to be one?!
How come Grandpa Joe, a bedridden smoker, has a PhD in Slugworth?!
Oh, and Grandpa Joe hasn't left his bed in 20 years...
