Someone needs to take the Sartre away from these pups.
"I know my name is Darrell but who is Darrell?"
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"I see those flowers and all I see is a graveyard. I will not pee in the yard today."
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"My most loyal friend is my sorrow."
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"This relationship is just a momentary relief from the despair that overcomes me when my love experiences the sweet relief of slumber."
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