And by “brother,” I mean frenemy and bodyguard.
Anybody you decide to date (or just mention in passing) gets a serious background check.
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So the creeps steer clear of you.
You get in on high school slang when you're still in middle school.
Therefore being the coolest kid in your grade.
And all the cool older kids know who you are.
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