ARE YOU SO EXCITED? GET SO EXCITED!
Baby North by Northwest will be rendered temporarily irrelevant.
Enjoy it, y'all, because for all we know it will only last a day. Let's say that when the duchess goes into labor, Kim gets hip to the grim reality that there is a famous baby out there more famous/important than her own, and to attempt to alter said grim reality, she does something CRAZY like tweet a photo of her wee one thereby funneling attention away from the royal baby and back to Baby NW. So bask in the Kardashians' diminished importance while you can. Like summer and cupcakes, it promises to be fleeting.
Even Kate Middleton will be rendered slightly less relevant.
People will care about her and her birth and all the gory details surrounding it, sure, but HRH The Royal Baby will be the new star of the entire world. Kate will probably bounce back as quickly as her waistline is bound to but she'll be number two for at least an hour.
Everyone will continue not to care about Prince William.
He didn't matter at the wedding and he still won't matter at the royal birth. And he won't become anymore important even if he does this dance outside the hospital right after the baby's born, grass skirt and all.
Via: mashable.com
Kate and William's website will finally be updated with information that's not totally boring.
Recent updates to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's website include: information on the annual Garter service, the most interesting aspect of which seemed to be the hats; Kate cutting a ribbon in front of an incredibly boring cruise ship; and photos of Prince William petting cheetahs and feeding rhinos. JUST TRY TO STAY AWAKE OVER AT THAT SITE, is what I'm trying to say. Come the deliverance of the royal baby, that URL will be nothing but fascinating.
