You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
"I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away."
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"Look at this catwheel. I'm so cathletic."
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"I'm extremely well-read and litter-ate. My favorite book is The Great Catsby. I also don't mind Of Mice And Men."
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"I am pawsitively sexy."
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