Remember *69? I can’t believe that existed.
Landlines. There's seriously no reason to have one. If you still have one, are you using it as a decor statement?
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Screen a call on your answering machine.
Do young people even know what "screening a call" is?!
Wait for a couple minutes for the tape on your answering machine to rewind before listening to your messages. If you're standing there for a while, you got mad messages.
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Dial *69 to find out who last called you.
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