Did Pottermore put you in Hufflepuff? Excellent. Welcome to the best-kept secret of Hogwarts.
The common room is right next to the kitchens.
Gryffindor, Slytherin, and Ravenclaw are all like fifty flights of stairs away from the food. Studies have shown they have 27% more wizard angst as a result.
It's also basically a hobbit hole. Bilbo didn't want to leave and neither will you.
"It is round and earthy and low-ceilinged; it always feels sunny, and its circular windows have a view of rippling grass and dandelions." Like seriously there are even foot warmers.
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The house ghost is super chill.
Nearly Headless Nick has identity issues, The Grey Lady is depressing, and as anyone who's ever played the PC games knows, the Bloody Baron will try to kill you. Meanwhile the Fat Friar's just like, "Yo dude y'all do whatever you want, Imma just be chilling in the kitchens until further notice."
But the mascot is METAL.
Apparently J.K. Rowling was going to make the Hufflepuff mascot a bear but upon further consideration must have realized that they care too much.
