Attention Generation Y writer: Stop it.
Hate cars with every fiber of their being.
A typical Millennial is "27, been laid off twice, can't find a job in her field, and is deep in college debt." Also they go to sleep at night dreaming of a carless utopia where everyone walks or effortlessly glides by on an environmentally-conscious hoverboard.
No.
Cars can be pretty sweet and while Millennials love themselves some Zip Car, it doesn't mean none of them own cars.
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Don't have jobs.
Apparently we live in Millennial purgatory.
Don't date.
The New York Times is pretty awesome at telling Millennials all about themselves. Basically, courtship is dead and it's all Millennial's fault.
"Instead of dinner-and-a-movie, which seems as obsolete as a rotary phone, they rendezvous over phone texts, Facebook posts, instant messages and other “non-dates” that are leaving a generation confused about how to land a boyfriend or girlfriend."
Yeah! Screw dinner and talking!
Have casual sex, like every waking moment.
Good thing Millennials don't have jobs. It makes it easy to fit all that casual sex into our schedules! In "Sex on Campus: She Can Play That Game, Too" the NYT goes where no paper of record has gone before and pronounces that now girls have gotten in on the fun, which is sort of confusing. Who were Millennial guys having sex with before?
