Why Listening To The Spice Girls Was Insanely Inappropriate

Warning: You may never see the Spice Girls the same way again.

"2 Become 1"

"2 Become 1"

Um, remember when you used to belt these lyrics out in front of your parents? That's right, you sang, "Are you as good as I remember, baby?" IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM!!!

"Naked"

"Naked"

This song describes, IN DETAIL, the entire lifecycle of bedroom foreplay, which is perhaps not the best thing for children to be playing on repeat.

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"Last Time Lover"

"Last Time Lover"

"Last Time Lover" is all about having a one night stand, and goes on to gratuitously compare food to sex. So, in terms of childhood appropriateness, it's about a 0 out of 10.

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"Something Kinda Funny"

"Something Kinda Funny"

Climb aboard "my journey"? DEEP INSIDE?! Gee, I wonder what they're talking about...


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