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2:29 pm, June 6th, 2013
Tom Cruise went “berserk” over ex-wife Katie Holmes’ “public sex romp” with Luke Kirby, claims the National Enquirer in a cover story as overheated as it is just plain wrong.
According to the tabloid, which is no stranger to publishing bizarre alarmist nonsense about the former couple, Cruise is “furious” that the “hot-to-trot single mom didn’t hold back while filming sexually charged scenes” for Mania Days with Kirby.
SEE PHOTOS OF THE “SEX ROMP” HERE
The Enquirer says the on-screen duo’s “red-hot chemistry” has “sent a loud-and-clear message to Tom that Katie’s finally moved on.”
“Katie put real passion into those kisses — you wouldn’t have known they were scripted,” explains a scandalized “eyewitness” for the tabloid. “She looked like she was in the throes of ecstasy.”
She was acting.
For movie cameras.
But a random Enquirer “source” suspects it was designed to infuriate her ex.
“Katie is using Mania Days to show the world she’s rediscovered her sexuality,” speculates the supposed insider, adding, “She loved every minute of it, and it’s as if she was shoving it in Tom’s face!”
Riiight.
According to a Cruise source for the tabloid, “He’s fit to be tied. This stuff is almost X-rated.”
No, he’s not, and it’s not.
It’s a nudity-free love scene, filmed in a public area in broad daylight for the type of movie both Holmes and Cruise have been making for decades.
But the Enquirer absolutely loves the idea that there’s more here than meets the eye.
“There’s still a lot Tom doesn’t know about Luke, and he’s not comfortable about that,” says a mag source.
The Enquirer mole adds, “Most of all, Tom doesn’t like this relationship being thrown in his face, especially since he apparently hasn’t found anyone else for himself.”
Good grief.
First of all, as Gossip Cop has reported, Holmes and Kirby are NOT DATING in real life.
Moreover, this is not the first time the Enquirer has tried to convince everyone that Cruise allegedly freaked out over Holmes getting “steamy” in a professional setting.
It wasn’t true in that case, and it’s not true here either.
A source close to Cruise tells Gossip Cop the story is “laughable.”
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