It’s worse than you thought.
Bugs are kinda creepy, right?
WRONG. THEY'RE TOTALLY CREEPY. But for reasons other than the fact that they are miniature alien-monsters that live in the walls of your house.
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Insects are creepy because they control the frickin' world, yo.
Seriously! Think about it for a second.
If insects quit their jobs, we'd be up to our eyeballs in dead trees.
Termites keep that shit neat n' tidy and they never get a thank-you for it!
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We'd be swimming in garbage.
Insects and worms be like, "BANANA PEEL? DON'T MIND IF I DO!" and meanwhile we never stop to appreciate it.
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