Noodles — with a mega-dose of Viagra, apparently.
Mega Bon(er)us!
As you can read at the end of the ad, Energy Noodles says they are only legal in three states: Wyoming, North Dakota, and Texas. And, the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. So, I suspect the list is a farce.
Then you go to their website, where other products are showcased, including an Energy Noodle Bar (same typeface as Power Bar), and "power gliders" — which, after clicking, you find out are tampons (see package below). Tampons that squirt Energy Noodle powder (what the fuck?).
So, it looks like this is a false-front teaser ad/website for something else.
We'll see.
"power gliders"
