Do. It. Yourself.
Crocheted Dildo/Granny Square
"Fun Stripe." Available here.
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Jesus Dildo
Its maker describes it as "a hunk of pious penis art," so do with that what you will.
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Diletto Stiletto
Wow/ow. Available here.
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Butt Plug Tail
It's on sale for summer.
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