These surely won’t look good on anyone at all, but they’re at least fun to look at. All by Some Product (and some product, indeed!).

Karl Lagerfeld-on-the-upper-thigh leggings: $145.

For the rare person who at once wants to wear Karl Lagerfeld's face and draw attention to their upper thighs.

And spend $175 on leggings.

(For the record: this person doesn't exist.)

Girl with the pearl knee ring.

No one tell Amanda Bynes about this.