The spring men’s collections just hit the runway in London. According to rules set out by these most innovative of clothing designers, all you dudes should stock up on cropped jean jackets and crocheted shorts.
In terms of sweaters, nude harem scenes are the new snow scenes.
Assert your masculinity while wearing a purple cheetah by also wearing naked babes on your chest.
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Balance out the volume of nearly knee-length shorts with a cropped jean jacket.
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Come up with a sharp nickname like "JET BOY" to wear on your back.
Give people something to remember you by, if your naked lady-print clothes and stylin' dad socks aren't enough already.
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Wrap yarn around a tennis net and wear it as a top.
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