Because life’s too short not to be an utter bastard to your loved one.
For centuries mischievous behaviour has been celebrated in English folklore and literature, usually personified by the cheeky sprite Puck.
Puck was the lute-playing, pointy-eared fairy who knew that the devious side of human nature was worth celebrating, and that few things could lift the spirits like a well played prank.
His spirit lives on today, as exemplified by the following jokers...
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This guy who hid in the fridge.
The girlfriend who poured Tabasco into her sleeping boyfriend's mouth...
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Then gave him some vodka to douse the flames...
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